Friday, July 13, 2012
Dear old guy behind me at the car wash yesterday: There was NO REASON for you to be up my butt while we were both on line to have our cars washed. There was a long line and you were going to get your car washed to. So don't ride up someone's butt on a line.
Dear Planet Fitness: I have a love/hate relationship with the gym right now. I am taking today off because my body is sore. I will see you tomorrow...please continue to kick my butt when I need it!
Dear student loans: You will be the bane of my existence. You are the only debt I have at my age (which isn't even really that bad with what everyone tells me) but I think its hilarious they expect me to pay you back at the rate of $711 a month. HA! I don't make that. Thankfully, my lending company is letting me do income-based repayment right now and I won't have to make those payments for awhile. I do think its funny they told me to file with an unemployment agency when I already have a job.....
Dear jobs: I wish you would fall into my lap. Writing cover letters and applying but no phone call is getting tiresome. I just want to interview already!
Dear external hardrive: I am so glad you are taking 12 years to back up my computer! Really, can't you make it a little faster?
Dear World Financial Bank: STOP HARASSING MY HOUSE PHONE! Calling numerous times in the span of five minutes just makes me want to punch you in the gut. I have no debt other than student loans. If I pick up, tell me what the heck you are talking about. I swear this is the most annoying thing EVER.
Dear Taco Bell: As unhealthy as you are, I have a serious craving for you.
Dear bed: I love you oh so much. Literally, we could have a love affair (just kidding!) You are so comfy I groan when I have to get out of you to actually be productive and go to places like work.
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