Friday, August 17, 2012
Link up with Ashley today!
Dear brain: Please function today. Not only did I drop the coffee creamer container, it fell on the floor and on my pants. I never do that but I guess I was half asleep. Please work today.
Dear gas prices: Please go DOWN!! I cannot believe you are $3.89 a gallon right now...that is disgusting. Get me a broom because I'm going to start flying on it places.
Dear school districts: I'm a great catch! One of you is going to want me sooner or later...preferably sooner! I really want to have my own classroom one day.
Dear hips: Stop bothering me. I wanted to run more yesterday at the gym and you made it difficult.
Dear handyman: I hope for the love of all things holy you're done hammering soon! I am sick of tripping over the contents of my brothers' rooms downstairs and hope that they are back to normal soon.
Dear health insurance: I'm glad you're not "over" until November so I could get in to see the lung doctor in September! I can't believe I can't get an appointment with him until September 28th but whatever, I have it!
Dear hair: I wish you would start cooperating with me. I have to change my shampoo/conditioner so often because my hair feels blah. What is a girl to do?
Dear customers: Please don't come in and be all crazy tonight! If you could just be normal for once and not ask for "a quiet section near no kids" in a family restaurant, you'd make my day.
Dear TV remote: Where o where can you be? Oh where o where can you be? Make yourself appear!