Dear moron tailgaiting me in traffic: We're stuck in a lovely little thing called traffic. If I can't move because the car in front of me can't move because of the car in front of them, DO NOT TAILGATE MY A$$! Oh My god...you'll get where you have to be eventually. And don't honk your damn horn at me either because the light's red. Not my fault you're an impatient moron.
Dear eyes: While I feel like you're getting worse, I am glad I can see with a new glasses and contacts prescription. I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW THE RAIN IS GONE.
Dear boyfriend: You whined you spent a $100 that night on bowling/dinner and when I tried to pay for dinner, you grabbed the check out of my hand. It's your problem, ha! I tried to help.
Dear Planet Fitness: While I have a love/hate relationship with working out sometimes, please for the love of God PUT THE AC on. Are you trying to slowly kill me?
Dear Vacation: You can't come soon enough! I am excited to go to Atlantic City, the Shore Store (yeah Jersey Shore!!) and have fun with my girlfriends.
Dear internet: Why are you running so slowly?
Dear ASPCA Commercial: Why must you be so depressing and make me cry EVERY time it is on?! I just want to adopt every single dog in it!
Dear weather: Stop sucking so much and raining! I just want to go to the beach and get my tan on!
I'm with you on the bf whining then won't let me pay...choose what you want dude!
ReplyDeleteI hate tailgaters
i hate it when people tailgate!!! SO annoying. and i swear if they run into the back of me, its NOT going to be pretty. i normally break check them to show em whats up ;)
ReplyDeleteI cry at all of those commercials too!
ReplyDeleteSeriously the ASPCA commercials are the worst! I have to change the channel as soon as I hear Sarah McLachlan start singing cause I know the horrible puppies will follow. Visiting from Friday's Letters Link Up.
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