Friday, August 17, 2012

{Friday's Letters}


Link up with Ashley today! 


Dear brain: Please function today. Not only did I drop the coffee creamer container, it fell on the floor and on my pants. I never do that but I guess I was half asleep. Please work today.

Dear gas prices: Please go DOWN!! I cannot believe you are $3.89 a gallon right now...that is disgusting. Get me a broom because I'm going to start flying on it places.

Dear school districts: I'm a great catch! One of you is going to want me sooner or later...preferably sooner! I really want to have my own classroom one day. 

Dear hips: Stop bothering me. I wanted to run more yesterday at the gym and you made it difficult. 

Dear handyman: I hope for the love of all things holy you're done hammering soon! I am sick of tripping over the contents of my brothers' rooms downstairs and hope that they are back to normal soon.

Dear health insurance: I'm glad you're not "over" until November so I could get in to see the lung doctor in September! I can't believe I can't get an appointment with him until September 28th but whatever, I have it!

Dear hair: I wish you would start cooperating with me. I have to change my shampoo/conditioner so often because my hair feels blah. What is a girl to do?

Dear customers: Please don't come in and be all crazy tonight! If you could just be normal for once and not ask for "a quiet section near no kids" in a family restaurant, you'd make my day.

Dear TV remote: Where o where can you be? Oh where o where can you be? Make yourself appear! 


2 comments:

  1. i wish gas was 3.89 here in chicago,that is cheap!! i just filled up with gas at 4.27 yesterday and i was content enough. LOL

    i wish a school district would hire me too,i graduated in '09 and still no full-time teaching job. but at least i am not giving up and i still apply/search for jobs....

    cute blog you have!

    happy weekednd!

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  2. What kind of shampoo/conditioner do you use? You can get a Biolage knockoff cheap at Sally's Beauty Supply. It's all I've been using for the last 2 1/2 years.

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